Crunch Wears No Pants

Hosts Jordan Alamat, Nate Alsdurf, and Brandon Beck bring you everything Minnesota Timberwolves. It's like Wolves Twitter, but in audio form. The guys break down the vibes of the Minnesota Timberwolves (because real sports journalism is DEAD), debate hyper-niche Timberwolves topics, and play Timberwolves-centric games that only ride or die Wolves fans would care about.

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CRUNCH WEARS NO PANTS — We Still Exist and Ant is Still So Good + Cast A Wolf: Dune Edition
CRUNCH WEARS NO PANTS — We Still Exist and Ant is Still So Good + Cast A Wolf: Dune Edition
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CRUNCH WEARS NO PANTS — Luke Ridnour Random Wolf of the Week Spotlight
CRUNCH WEARS NO PANTS — Luke Ridnour Random Wolf of the Week Spotlight
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CRUNCH WEARS NO PANTS — Episode #36: Claire de Lune plants her flag as a (cautiously optimistic) Timberwolves Believer
CRUNCH WEARS NO PANTS — Episode #36: Claire de Lune plants her flag as a (cautiously optimistic) Timberwolves Believer
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CRUNCH WEARS NO PANTS — Episode #34: MC Jon B discusses Crunch, the team’s growth in Abu-Dhabi, and more!
CRUNCH WEARS NO PANTS — Episode #34: MC Jon B discusses Crunch, the team’s growth in Abu-Dhabi, and more!
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CRUNCH WEARS NO PANTS — Episode #33: EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE FINE + Timberwolves What If’s
CRUNCH WEARS NO PANTS — Episode #33: EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE FINE + Timberwolves What If’s
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CRUNCH WEARS NO PANTS — Episode #24: THE HOWLER EPISODE + The Frankenplayer Draft
CRUNCH WEARS NO PANTS — Episode #24: THE HOWLER EPISODE + The Frankenplayer Draft
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CRUNCH WEARS NO PANTS — Episode #23: Season Predictions and the Wolves Things Bracket
CRUNCH WEARS NO PANTS — Episode #23: Season Predictions and the Wolves Things Bracket
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CRUNCH WEARS NO PANTS — Episode #22: Scoops that Never Were, the Big Things Draft, and Yearly Over/Unders with Paul Lambert
CRUNCH WEARS NO PANTS — Episode #22: Scoops that Never Were, the Big Things Draft, and Yearly Over/Unders with Paul Lambert
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CRUNCH WEARS NO PANTS — Episode #21: The CND NBA Show Wears No Pants Live Show Pizza Party Extravaganza with Jon Krawczynski and Jake's Graphs at Parkway Pizza
CRUNCH WEARS NO PANTS — Episode #21: The CND NBA Show Wears No Pants Live Show Pizza Party Extravaganza with Jon Krawczynski and Jake's Graphs at Parkway Pizza
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CRUNCH WEARS NO PANTS — Episode #20: Vit Krejci, Shake Milton's Birthday Cake, and The Worst Vibes Draft
CRUNCH WEARS NO PANTS — Episode #20: Vit Krejci, Shake Milton's Birthday Cake, and The Worst Vibes Draft
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CRUNCH WEARS NO PANTS — Episode #19: The CND NBA Show Wears No Pants Supershow Extravaganza.
CRUNCH WEARS NO PANTS — Episode #19: The CND NBA Show Wears No Pants Supershow Extravaganza.
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CRUNCH WEARS NO PANTS — Episode #18: The Official Season End Recognition Segment Award Show.
CRUNCH WEARS NO PANTS — Episode #18: The Official Season End Recognition Segment Award Show.
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CRUNCH WEARS NO PANTS — Episode #17: What Do The Wolves Do Now? Reflection on the 2022-23 Season, the Two Bigs Experiment, Our Fav Moments, Off-Season Theories.
CRUNCH WEARS NO PANTS — Episode #17: What Do The Wolves Do Now? Reflection on the 2022-23 Season, the Two Bigs Experiment, Our Fav Moments, Off-Season Theories.
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CRUNCH WEARS NO PANTS — Episode #16: Attempted Silver Linings of Game 1 vs The Nuggets, Play In Successes, and Jamal Murray’s Instragram.
CRUNCH WEARS NO PANTS — Episode #16: Attempted Silver Linings of Game 1 vs The Nuggets, Play In Successes, and Jamal Murray’s Instragram.
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CRUNCH WEARS NO PANTS — Episode #15: The Wolves Have Never Been As Back As They Are At This Exact Moment.
CRUNCH WEARS NO PANTS — Episode #15: The Wolves Have Never Been As Back As They Are At This Exact Moment.
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CRUNCH WEARS NO PANTS — Episode #14: Do We Want The Smoke? Playoffs Edition, Crunch’s Intervention, and Kyle Anderson/Ed Malloy/Barbecue Sauce Infidelity Saga.
CRUNCH WEARS NO PANTS — Episode #14: Do We Want The Smoke? Playoffs Edition, Crunch’s Intervention, and Kyle Anderson/Ed Malloy/Barbecue Sauce Infidelity Saga.
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CRUNCH WEARS NO PANTS — Episode #13: Frank Garza Joins to Talk About Luka and the Parallels Between Basketball and Life.
CRUNCH WEARS NO PANTS — Episode #13: Frank Garza Joins to Talk About Luka and the Parallels Between Basketball and Life.
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CRUNCH WEARS NO PANTS — Episode #12: The Timberwolves Dating Game + Our New Friend Mike Conley.
CRUNCH WEARS NO PANTS — Episode #12: The Timberwolves Dating Game + Our New Friend Mike Conley.
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CRUNCH WEARS NO PANTS — Episode #11: Making Sense of All-Star Snubs, National Media Bias and The Last of Us with Chelanga Langason.
CRUNCH WEARS NO PANTS — Episode #11: Making Sense of All-Star Snubs, National Media Bias and The Last of Us with Chelanga Langason.
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CRUNCH WEARS NO PANTS — Episode #10: Reasons to be Optimistic + The Wolves Willians Draft + Lifting the Trade Talk Embargo.
CRUNCH WEARS NO PANTS — Episode #10: Reasons to be Optimistic + The Wolves Willians Draft + Lifting the Trade Talk Embargo.
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